1 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:30,530 Well, sir, I'm leaving now. I won't bother you again. 2 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,615 Thank you for everything. 3 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:37,620 I'd say that if you want, you can leave your things in the bedroom. 4 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,874 I don't understand, sir. Why? 5 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,835 I've been thinking more about the matter, 6 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,380 and I think there are lots of things to do in this house. 7 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,134 Groceries, cooking, clothes, and so on... 8 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,929 It's not that I can't do it by myself, 9 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:57,348 I just don't have time to do it all. 10 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,894 So are you hiring me? 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,020 Yes, girl. 12 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,441 What? OK, OK, it's not that big of a deal. 13 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,026 Do me a favor. 14 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:12,405 Go to the butcher's and buy a whole loin to prepare breaded cutlet. 15 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,365 Yes, sir. Right away. 16 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,367 Thank you so much, sir. 17 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,164 Boludo. 18 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,874 Pelotudo. 19 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,171 Boludo and pelotudo are two key words 20 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,298 if you ever go to Buenos Aires. 21 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:33,426 They are insults. "Boludo" is softer and friendlier, 22 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,679 you can say it without being offensive, even affectionate. 23 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:41,684 For example, to a friend, you can say "che, boludo" as a greeting. 24 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:46,439 Boludo literally means you have big balls. Bo-lu-do. 25 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:50,443 Then, there is pelotudo, another insult, but this one is heavier. 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:54,072 It also means you have big and heavy balls, 27 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,991 but it's clearly much more aggressive than boludo. 28 00:01:56,991 --> 00:02:00,453 The sound alone is more aggressive: pe-lo-tu-do. 29 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,250 Manuel is a great puteador. 30 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:10,672 The insults in his mouth are multiplied a hundredfold in power and grace. 31 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:15,301 He fires them with the precision of a well-oiled machine gun. 32 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,346 Boludo! 33 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,598 Pelotudo! 34 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,434 NOTHING 35 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,519 Nada. 36 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,452 Episode three. 37 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:48,918 The truth of the breaded cutlet. La verdad de la milanesa. 38 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:53,173 Revealing with moral superiority an unappealable truth 39 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,967 that until now was kept hidden from others. 40 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,513 For breaded cutlets, always use loin. 41 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:04,392 If the butcher offers you shoulder, he's underestimating you. 42 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,562 And if he offers you sirloin, he's a snob. 43 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,065 Rump steak, never. It's too dry. 44 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:13,276 Round is always a good choice. 45 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:16,696 In my case, at this point in my life, I won't take less than loin. 46 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,781 Is it a waste? Perhaps. 47 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:22,202 Is it an act of ostentation? I don't care. 48 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,079 Well, it's all yours. Clean it. 49 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,132 Now, a longitudinal cut. 50 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,635 So we can have quite large steaks. 51 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,513 So you are good at handling knives. 52 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,973 You picked it up in prison? 53 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,142 No, sir. What are you saying? 54 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,646 The thing is, my first job was at a meat packer in Concepción. 55 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,108 Here, just follow Celsa's recipe. 56 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,777 Keep it always at hand. 57 00:03:57,695 --> 00:04:01,699 Add to the mixture one level tablespoon of mustard. 58 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,620 It's got to be Dijon, which is Mr. Manuel's favorite. 59 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,123 After that, salt and freshly ground black pepper. 60 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:14,420 Bear in mind: Do not add chopped parsley and garlic to the eggs. 61 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,424 We add and mix them with the breadcrumbs. 62 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:22,053 Pardon me, sir, but it seems that there's a mistake in the annotation. 63 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,181 It says that the parsley and garlic go with the breadcrumbs, 64 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,392 - but don't they go in the mix? - No, no, no. 65 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,435 No, everyone puts them in the mix, 66 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:34,607 but Celsa redefined 200 years of breaded cutlet history 67 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,694 by adding the parsley and garlic to the breadcrumbs. 68 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,153 Alright! 69 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,992 Tell me, why did you leave the meat packer? 70 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,453 I didn't leave. I was fired. 71 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,622 When I got pregnant with my girl, 72 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:53,001 they fired me the moment they noticed my belly. 73 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,627 So I went back to Guarambaré. 74 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:57,839 Alright. 75 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,507 No, no, no! 76 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:03,761 I see you have the egg-bread Argentinian impulse. 77 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:07,598 The key to a good breaded cutlet is bread-egg-bread. 78 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,936 The first time in the bread will remove the moisture. 79 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,439 Next, dip it in the mixture. 80 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:19,569 After that, one more time in the bread, so we get a nice golden brown. 81 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,077 Yes? 82 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,914 Oh, yes, dear! I'll be there in a second. 83 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,920 It's Ignacio. He went to retrieve the car. 84 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,466 The perks of having a lawyer friend. I'll be right back. 85 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,594 Finish the breaded cutlet and make some mashed potatoes. 86 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,554 Yes, sir. I'll start the oven. 87 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,432 Don't even think about it. I want them fried! 88 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,539 Hm. 89 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,003 The breaded cutlet... 90 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:21,547 is very good. 91 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,800 Perfect. 92 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:29,889 The potatoes could have more butter and a bit more nutmeg, 93 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,726 but it's really good! Very nice! 94 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:42,443 Artichokes: Buy them in the second half of October, 95 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,153 when they are the best. 96 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:48,658 After the first week of November, stop buying them until the next year. 97 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,701 Kitchen utensils: 98 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:54,664 The master prefers to clean the stainless steel utensils 99 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,250 with a cloth soaked in alcohol vinegar. 100 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,503 Bronze ones, preferably using toothpaste 101 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,547 to give them a perfect polish. 102 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,716 Wooden ones, always with olive oil. 103 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:11,097 Beware: Never use abrasive liquids on aluminum utensils 104 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,225 like vinegar or ammonia because they leave stains. 105 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,896 Are you famous or something? 106 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,482 Are you the food critic? 107 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,359 Yes, sir. Among other things. 108 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,946 I always thought that being a critic must be a great job. 109 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,699 You eat for free at the best restaurants. 110 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:33,119 If in the end, you didn't like the food, you just ate for free... 111 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,079 Yeah, but it's not exactly like that. 112 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:39,459 Twenty or thirty years ago, a bad meal wasn't a big deal, 113 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:43,337 but now I have a finite number of meals ahead of me. 114 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,466 Each one I don't enjoy takes the place 115 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,593 of one that could have been incredible! 116 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,472 I hadn't thought about it that way. 117 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:56,350 This model you want to sell, is it an '83 or '84? 118 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,187 - 1982. - What a shame! 119 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:04,233 It's such a fine line. This model is too old to be sold as a used car, 120 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,527 but too new to be sold as a collector's item. 121 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,196 It's wicked, but we'll see. 122 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,784 On top of that, this intense egg-yolk yellow, good grief. 123 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,579 - What's wrong with the color? - It's controversial. 124 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:21,417 The ones that sell the most are gray, blue, even the black ones, but this one... 125 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,711 I chose this color myself. 126 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,214 There is no disputing about taste. 127 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,925 There absolutely is disputing about taste. 128 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,676 That is my whole career. 129 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:31,969 Hm. 130 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,236 - May I? - Of course. 131 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,161 - Is this the original upholstery? - Yes, of course. 132 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,122 One can tell. This mummy stench won't ever go away. 133 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:04,752 It's the carpets that picked up the smell. You just change them and it's gone. 134 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,296 One problem with these models is the transmission. 135 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,548 They always break. 136 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,174 Did you ever have problems? 137 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,093 What do I know? I don't remember. 138 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,845 Has the mileage been tweaked? 139 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,681 It says 62,000. 140 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,140 Is this real? 141 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,309 Of course it's real. 142 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,353 This car has not been used a lot. 143 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:26,440 Barely 1,000 kilometers a year. That's nothing. 144 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,776 It has never even left the city proper. 145 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,820 But this is actually a disadvantage. 146 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,781 These cars, when you don't use them... they fall apart. 147 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:37,243 The gaskets, the seals dry up, the pistons get rusted. 148 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,746 - How much do you want for it? - 25,000. 149 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,040 - Dollars? - No, rupees. 150 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,586 You can't ask that much. It's crazy. This model is not worth all that. 151 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,380 I can pay you 15,000 at most. 152 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,382 No, 25. 153 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,554 Just because it's you, I could offer 17,000. 154 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,014 Twenty-five. 155 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,391 You're too stubborn. To be honest... 156 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,184 At a loss, 18. Nothing more. 157 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:07,565 Don't bother bargaining. This car is no longer for sale. 158 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,276 - Why? - I'm not going to sell it for 17, 159 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:14,238 or 18, 19, 20, neither for 30 nor 50 grand. 160 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,324 Not to you. 161 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,658 Don't get upset. 162 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,161 Remember what I told you about the meals? 163 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,663 Well, it's the same for me with people. 164 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:27,835 That's why I get so fucking angry that I've lost 30 minutes with you. 165 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:31,130 That's how it is? 166 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,300 How is it my fault if you have a shitty car for sale? 167 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,927 You think it's a collector's item, 168 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,888 but it's just an old car. Period. 169 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,891 The truth is you've wasted my time too, you jerk! 170 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,734 Fuck you. 171 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,702 How was it? 172 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,037 Awful. 173 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,581 Because I was thinking... 174 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,000 remember that you told me 175 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,420 I couldn't work here if I couldn't drive? 176 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,215 I thought that maybe I could practice a little 177 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,258 and then get my license, 178 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,969 so I can take you everywhere, just like Celsa did. 179 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,722 But can you get a license? 180 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,516 What is your legal situation? 181 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,976 I have an unstable residency certificate, 182 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,979 while I wait for the temporary residence document. 183 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,273 But I've done some research, 184 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,735 and with this certificate, I can get my license. 185 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,820 Alright. 186 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,323 You'll see that I'm a fast learner! 187 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,325 And I'll be the best driver. 188 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,786 And you'll want me to take you everywhere! 189 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,455 Alright. I admire your drive, 190 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,374 but let's take it slow. 191 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,836 Let's do this. I'll ask Grace 192 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,171 if she can give you a couple of lessons. 193 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:58,050 If she does not object, I won't either. 194 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,111 Try now. Let's see if you can park well. 195 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,700 Use the mirrors to look behind. 196 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,119 The mirrors, yes, of course. 197 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,013 How have you been handling Manuel? 198 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,390 You can tell me the truth. 199 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,978 Very well! I've been learning a lot, really! 200 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,606 Does he treat you well? 201 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,317 Are you OK with being his driver? 202 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,235 Yes, it was my idea! 203 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:02,072 Anything new that I can learn will always make me happy! 204 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,408 Well, I ask you because I'm his friend, 205 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,869 but I was also his partner for a while. 206 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:12,458 So I know the exact magnitude of how annoying this old man can be. 207 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,587 No. He is nice. Very nice! 208 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,881 He is nice. I have no doubts. 209 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,009 But he can get on your nerves. 210 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,970 Just take it easy... and you'll be fine. 211 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,307 If anything happens, you can tell me, OK? 212 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,600 Yes, ma'am. 213 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,199 A bit better. 214 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,827 You did a lot of maneuvers, 215 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,995 but they must be three. Let's try again. 216 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,250 Do not go straight? 217 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,503 Yes. But don't ask. State it. 218 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,047 - Do not go straight. - Yes. 219 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,634 Roundabout. 220 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,969 Very good. 221 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,974 Split road. 222 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,934 Very good. 223 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,898 No pedestrians. 224 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,316 No. Wrong. 225 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,694 No humans allowed to exist. 226 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,237 But I read... 227 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:27,283 No, girl. How I wish for such a sign to exist, 228 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,201 but no... I was just joking. 229 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,412 You were correct. 230 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,789 You're going to do great tomorrow! 231 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,041 I don't know. I'm very nervous. 232 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,793 Don't worry, damn it! 233 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,006 {\an8}CODE OF TRAFFIC REGULATIONS 234 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,942 One, two, three, four, five. 235 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,945 The five central ribs. 236 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,240 The rest is to be used to make soup. 237 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,995 The fat goes on the griddle. 238 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,295 We place the strip on the very hot grill. 239 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,676 It grills... 240 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,054 on both sides. 241 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,224 Add a speck of salt. 242 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,732 We press it. 243 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:58,248 We add a generous tablespoon of butter. 244 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,294 We rub a bread slice on the griddle 245 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,090 to lift us up from what just happened. 246 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,802 We add some chimichurri. 247 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,554 Flanken-cut short ribs, ready. 248 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,932 Time to eat! 249 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:41,583 So? 250 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,127 I passed! 251 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,837 Yes, goddamn it! 252 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,130 I expected nothing less! 253 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,383 Yes, I'm happy because it's the first thing I've done well 254 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,218 since I've arrived in Buenos Aires. 255 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,179 I want to thank you, sir. 256 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,597 No need to. 257 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,808 This deserves a celebration! 258 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,395 Let's have dinner tonight at a beautiful place. 259 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,479 And you'll drive. 260 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,607 What would you like to eat? 261 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,069 A hot dog! 262 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,154 A hot dog? 263 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,323 Sure, why not? 264 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,825 A hot dog! 265 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:19,121 I'll take you to eat the best hot dog in all of Buenos Aires! 266 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,207 Good evening, Manuel, how are you? 267 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,667 How are you, dear? 268 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,878 Can I get two, my way? 269 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,962 On it. 270 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,047 You'll see. 271 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,350 Tomorrow, when you prepare my meds, 272 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,353 add a trimebutine pill 273 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,607 because this is really good, but it's poison. 274 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,817 Just in case, you take one too. 275 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,402 Yes, sir. 276 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,032 This is perfect, Julito! The bread is great! 277 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,825 Thank you, dear! 278 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,829 Do you know the whole city, sir? 279 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,831 You have a lot of friends. 280 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,209 More than enough for eight handles. 281 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,044 Eight what? 282 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,587 Coffin handles! 283 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,048 It's what my grandma always says. 284 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,426 One needs to have at least eight true friends 285 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,055 so when you die, you have eight people to hold the eight coffin handles. 286 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,517 Holy shit, what a pragmatic grandma! 287 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,353 I offer to hold one handle for you. 288 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,437 Seven left! 289 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,981 Thanks, but I'll pass. 290 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,985 You won't have that pleasure... I'll just be cremated. 291 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,875 Those hot dogs are great. 292 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:51,046 But next time, I want to take you out for a real dinner. 293 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,466 On Thursday, I'm having dinner with the club. 294 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:59,805 This time, we must all bring a guest under 30 years old. 295 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,932 It sounds a bit ridiculous, but, oh well. 296 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,058 Will you come? 297 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:08,397 The thing is, sir, on Thursday is my cousin's birthday, 298 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,567 and I wanted to go see her, if that's OK. 299 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,861 No, no problem. Don't worry! 300 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,530 You're not missing out on anything. 301 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:20,534 We're just five old decadent folks 302 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,078 always talking about the same things. 303 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,224 JUSTICE FOR ALE 304 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,418 Hey there. 305 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,712 Do you remember me? 306 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,839 No, I'm sorry. 307 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:19,760 I'm the waitress who served you the other day in Porchester. 308 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,428 Oh! The one from the happy cows. 309 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,971 Exactly. 310 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,765 I'm in a bit of a rush, I'm sorry. 311 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,391 They fired me, you know? 312 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,435 - Are you kidding me? - No. 313 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,312 The owner read your review 314 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,357 and said it was my fault, that I didn't do my job. 315 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,735 Well, tell him to call me and I'll explain 316 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,238 that you served us really well, 317 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,866 and that my review was only directed to the shitty food 318 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,493 they serve in that place. 319 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,745 No need to. I was going to leave anyway. 320 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,165 The place had bad vibes. They treated us badly, the pay was low. 321 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,502 But, oh well, since I've bumped into you, 322 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,671 you know so many people in the business, 323 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,090 maybe you could write a recommendation, 324 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,550 or if someone is looking for a waitress... 325 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,636 Sure! I'll do that! Great. 326 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,972 Ok, thank you. Wait! Don't go! 327 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,350 I'm doing a dreamcatcher workshop at home. 328 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,768 It's very beautiful and... 329 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,854 Here's my phone. My name is Paloma. 330 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,565 Great. Perfect. If I know anything, I'll call you. 331 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,610 - Thank you. - I'm sorry, but how old are you? 332 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,904 I'm 28, why? 333 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,492 First of all, welcome to the bimonthly meeting 334 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,703 of the Epicurean Circle. 335 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,579 For those of you who don't know, 336 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:33,292 the club only has five members. 337 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,627 Mr. Manuel Tamayo Prats, 338 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,171 Mr. Ignacio Virasoro, 339 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,382 Mrs. Grace Figueroa, 340 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,551 Mr. Carlos Martineli, 341 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,762 and me, Fernán Montaigne. 342 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:50,100 To break the monotony and open things up a bit, 343 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,272 we created assignments for each of our meetings. 344 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,735 For today, we agreed on bringing a guest 345 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:04,573 whose age was 30 or younger. 346 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:10,412 So, I'll ask the members to introduce their guests, please. 347 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,623 This is Felix, he is 20 years old. 348 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:17,377 He's my youngest, and studies Sociology at the University of Buenos Aires. 349 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,379 Hello, nice to meet you. 350 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,301 This is Pedro, he's 30 years old, and he is a flight attendant. 351 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,385 Hello. How are you? 352 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,180 Emilio, my partner, architect. 353 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,015 No, no! Stop! Excuse me. 354 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,851 Grace, what's your connection to the boy? 355 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,603 He's a friend. 356 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,687 You don't say. 357 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,275 And her? Who is she? I think I know her from somewhere. 358 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,195 - This is Pamela. - Paloma. 359 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,073 Paloma, yes, she's 28 years old. 360 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,493 She's an expert in cows, 361 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,913 and is also a waitress, I mean, she was a waitress. 362 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,164 I remember now. 363 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,958 The girl from the happy cows. 364 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,043 - Sure. - Yes. 365 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:02,255 Now she does workshops of... what now? 366 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:06,760 They are dreamcatcher crafting workshops, 367 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,097 and a little bit about the balance 368 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,599 of the dream world. 369 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,683 That. 370 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:17,396 Well, this is Juan, my nephew. 371 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,855 Hello, how are you? 372 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,441 I think Juan was my nephew too at some point. 373 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,988 - That's mean. - It's just a joke. 374 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,492 Well, I'll explain for those who don't know. 375 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,827 It's very simple. 376 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,288 You eat. And at the end, you criticize it. 377 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,417 But any comment or analysis 378 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:42,712 is strictly forbidden during the meal. 379 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,881 Hmm? Only at the end. 380 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,300 Well, this is the menu 381 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,761 that the directives have approved for the night. 382 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:55,267 Entries: beetroots with salt, Indian granola, and coriander. 383 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,155 First course: foie pâté. 384 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,114 Thank you. 385 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,450 Andean potatoes and lavender jelly. 386 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,206 Second course: 387 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:21,209 Quebracho wagyu flank steak, 388 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,379 mushrooms, and chimichurri topping. 389 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:28,884 Dessert: white chocolate cream, San Juan black olives, 390 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,304 and pears with chamomile syrup. 391 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:43,231 Well, I would like to thank you all for the invitation and congratulate you 392 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,525 because... actually, meetings like this 393 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:50,322 are the ideal countercultural exercises to generate political awareness. 394 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,449 Excuse me? 395 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:56,203 I'm saying that by inviting the youth, opening for the collective, 396 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,371 you are fighting against the individualism 397 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,081 typical of neoliberal hegemony. 398 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,333 So, cheers! 399 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,626 Cheers! 400 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,461 Cheers to new friends. 401 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,547 My dear, can you explain, 402 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,551 what would this neoliberal hegemony be exactly? 403 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,636 Manuel! 404 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,430 Why? I want to hear him. 405 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,807 I'm interested. Tell me, boy. 406 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,602 Yes, sure! Well, the neoliberal hegemony 407 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,854 is the articulation of concentrated powers 408 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:27,526 in favor of ferocious individualism. Privatist, meritocratic, right? 409 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,569 To the detriment of the present state. 410 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,196 Oof. 411 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,324 And we fight this discursive capitalist model 412 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,202 with a new social contract. 413 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,704 - Yeah. - Let's say, a collective dream, 414 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,958 where solidarity comes first, and equality of opportunities 415 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,710 act as new ethical-social horizons. 416 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,466 Stop it, Manuel. 417 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,842 Is he mocking me? 418 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,095 No, no. Don't worry about him. 419 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:59,391 He is 20 years old, don't be maladroit. 420 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,393 And what about it? 421 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,354 Antonia, the girl working at my house now, 422 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,523 is the same age and she's brilliant. 423 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:10,318 Manuel, please, I think you've drunk a little too much! 424 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,404 You're talking bullshit! 425 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,239 No, Dad, it's ok. I will... 426 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,659 No, pardon me. I won't let this old snob trash-talk you. 427 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:21,913 What you like is to watch from above and vomit your truths 428 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,916 over a boy who doesn't have the capacity to respond. 429 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,129 Who do you think you are with that moral superiority? 430 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,715 Your decadent character was fun for a while, 431 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,258 but have crossed the line. 432 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,467 Could you stop it? 433 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,720 You're the one making your son look stupid! 434 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,263 Jumping ahead to defend him. 435 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,933 He has every right to be a bit dumb, like we all were. 436 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,020 - It's normal. - Stop being so condescending! 437 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,565 You want to look good, but you're a secondhand dandy! 438 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,858 Phony bastard! 439 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,403 If you'll excuse me, I'll be leaving. 440 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,239 - Manuel. - I prefer not to share the table 441 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,490 with this ape. 442 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,201 So, good night to everyone. 443 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,620 And, boy, 444 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,372 try not to repeat so much bullshit. 445 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:07,167 At least try to come up with your own bullshit. 446 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,377 I say that with affection. 447 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:13,173 Well, enough preaching. Where are the pears? 448 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,345 And you... go to la concha de la lora! 449 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,347 Manuel. 450 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,226 La concha de la lora. 451 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:26,436 Hm, bye. 452 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,939 Another great insult. 453 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:34,069 The literal translation would be "the parrot's vagina," 454 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,905 but the translation is useless. 455 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,992 It doesn't have the poetry or the power of "la concha de la lora." 456 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,705 A variant of the same insult, also very used, 457 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,749 is "la concha de tu madre." 458 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,502 That is to say, "your mother's vagina." 459 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,255 This one is a little more aggressive, and more transcendent, 460 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,634 since it refers to the origin of the human being. 461 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,888 PALOMA : Manuel! 462 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,809 VINCENT: Anyway, I like better "la concha de la lora." 463 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,644 It's pure poetry. 464 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,105 I could never use it myself in public, 465 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,482 but in Manuel's mouth, it's music. 466 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:13,775 A tango. 467 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,985 La concha... 468 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:19,155 de la lora. 469 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,741 Wait! 470 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,744 I'm sorry about putting you through that. 471 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,371 No, are you kidding me? 472 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,623 You were incredible! 473 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:30,166 I loved it. 474 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:31,751 Seriously. 475 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,422 What are you doing now? 476 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,006 I have no idea. 477 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,343 Do you want to come to my place? 478 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,054 I mean, not my place, it's rented, 479 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,557 but the guys are having a party. 480 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,518 There are DJs, music, drinks... everything. 481 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,314 Are you coming? 482 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,650 - Let's go. - Really? 483 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,068 - Yes. - My bike's there. 484 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,371 Let's go. 485 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,123 There you go. 486 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,169 - Hold on tight! - Yes, yes.